Category Archives: metaphors
The Killing of Sadmad Hasbeenman
A tale from the river bank. Once upon a time there was a big family of otters who controlled a large section of the river. They were called the ‘Big Otters’ because they had so much land and controlled the largest … Continue reading →
Buyer Bee Wary, Buyer Bee Remorse, Buyer Bee Gone!
Once upon a time there was a bee called HappyBee who lived in a pleasant semi-detached beehive in the middle of a big Would. He would have gone out more but the Would was full of Would-bees who hassled him … Continue reading →
The Optimum Moustache Theory and the Ionisation of Behaviour
I want to keep this simple…. because it is. There is no such thing as a recession. One may recede although it is more usual for a tide to recede. People recede from economic activity (trading things with one another) … Continue reading →
All Quiet on the Western Front
Luciano del Chiesa von Boscombe Seafront was a-ffronted inasmuch as he had a front which showed him little or no respect. The A front, (which he feels is paradoxically also his Seafront, which he sometimes refers to as his C … Continue reading →
