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About Harvey Taylor

Hi. I'm Harvey Taylor. I moved to Shrewsbury in September 2021. In between supporting adults with learning difficulties, and staring into space, I also create. You can view some of my recent forays into acrylics, collage and video alongside older poetry, ancient blog posts and general madness. I also look after an elephant called Uncle Oojah who celebrated his 100th anniversary on 18th Feb 2019. Check him out www.uncleoojah.com

The Pleistocene in Acton

Episode 2 of Myrtle’s News Updates reveals the settlement conflicts which erupted in Acton during this tumultuous era of early human history. Keep up to date with Myrtle and Harvey by subscribing below.

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Blenheim Palace Stein Action

In Myrtle’s first ever news update, she looks into the controversy surrounding the cultural identity of Britain’s royal family. To be sure to keep up to date with Myrtle’s News Updates and Harvey’s Art Events, please subscribe below.

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A week in art

This week’s vlog comes to you from Harvey, and Mr and Mrs Algernon von Biscuit Tin.

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Scenes from Dada Luz

It was astronomer and NASA space adviser, Carl Sagan, who persuaded NASA scientists, in 1990, to turn the Voyager 1 spaceship around as it passed the orbit of Neptune some 3.7 Billion miles from Earth and take a photograph. The … Continue reading

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Dada Luz

From 26th Oct to 7 Nov 2026 I will be exhibiting finds and artworks from the newly discovered, ancient civilisation, Dada Luz. This exhibition will be at Bear Steps Gallery, Shrewsbury SY1 1UJ Over the intervening months, there will be … Continue reading

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The Origins of the Universe

Here is my latest video on, ‘The Origins of the Universe’. Hang on tight.

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Print Your Own Money

Strapped for cash? Just print some more money. That’s what banks do. In fact they don’t even bother to print it, they just make it up in cyber space and then lend it to people like you and me but demand … Continue reading

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The Killing of Sadmad Hasbeenman

A tale from the river bank. Once upon a time there was a big family of otters who controlled a large section of the river. They were called the ‘Big Otters’ because they had so much land and controlled the largest … Continue reading

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Buyer Bee Wary, Buyer Bee Remorse, Buyer Bee Gone!

Once upon a time there was a bee called HappyBee who lived in a pleasant semi-detached beehive in the middle of a big Would. He would have gone out more but the Would was full of Would-bees who hassled him … Continue reading

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The Optimum Moustache Theory and the Ionisation of Behaviour

I want to keep this simple…. because it is. There is no such thing as a recession. One may recede although it is more usual for a tide to recede. People recede from economic activity (trading things with one another) … Continue reading

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All Quiet on the Western Front

Luciano del Chiesa von Boscombe Seafront was a-ffronted inasmuch as he had a front which showed him little or no respect.  The A front, (which he feels is paradoxically also his Seafront, which he sometimes refers to as his C … Continue reading

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